笑话用英语怎么说（Humorous Renditions in English）

Humorous Renditions in English

Words of Wisdom:

A teacher asked her class to give her an example of a phrase that contains the word “whiskey”. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “My grandmother used to say, ‘Too much whiskey will make you whisk away your dignity!’”

Animal Antics:

Two pandas were sitting in a restaurant when one suddenly pulled out a gun and shot the other. The surviving panda quickly left the restaurant. When the waiter ran after him and asked him why he did that, the panda pulled out a dictionary and pointed to the entry on pandas, which read: “Panda: Large black and white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Technology Troubles:

A man called tech support and said, “My computer isn’t working”. The tech support representative asked the man what happened right before the problem occurred. The man replied, “I pushed the ‘OFF’ button”. The tech support representative then asked, “What happened after you pushed the ‘OFF’ button?” To which the man replied, “Nothing”. The tech support representative then told the man, “Sir, you don’t have a problem. Your computer is turned off!”